In a showcase on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a vibrant pink outfit donned by the entertainer. His concert in front of a hundred thousand attendees was considered a major hit.
It's possible you enjoy the performer. Maybe you feel he is the finest offering to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a middle ground, conceding that some hits are belting while others are terrible.
The key argument is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to create literature or even five-day cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts unrivalled depth. It is hard to think of another sport where the outcome is so dependent on external factors.
The elements, the time of day, the red ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the wicket.
If the format is a form of art, the strip is the canvas on which the players craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport dismantled and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
Let's be clear, this isn't a defence of the surface which resulted in a triumph and the second two-day Test of the contest.
Having excessive grass on the wicket, causing numerous dismissals falling in less than a brief period, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Varied History: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is wide of the mark.
Test cricket is a diverse canvas, a long history and still growing. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the fast men. Other times, it grips and turns on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are even more exciting because of the patience made during quieter periods.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Certain variables are embraced more readily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were hindered from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the situation and responding appropriately. The top two individual scores were made by acknowledged batters. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Pure Elation: The Supporters' View
Try telling the fans who have endured a long drought that this lacked spectacle.
In a corner of the stadium, thousands waved their flags and sang their songs, generating a party atmosphere in a stronghold of national pride.
There was optimism as the bowlers excelled, momentum when batters scored quickly, and unconditional love when the victory was secured.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has form with controversial surfaces. In the past, a game there featured a wicket with the excitement of a a non-event.
That contest was a grind, with minimal action and slow play. The latest encounter and that slow Test are polar opposites of the scale – one is not more ideal, yet significance can be found in them.
At this stage into the Ashes contest, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the memory.
"Far from being the end of the long game at all," said a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these 48 hours have been treated to some fantastic sport. A unique show."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this Test, the captain addressed the media like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The team protected him, restoring the joy to his persona.
Emerging talents stepped up with key contributions. These are baby steps, hardly enough to guarantee long-term stability, but something to build on.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory joins other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the crowd left into a beautiful night, the squad assembled on the outfield to commence their own enjoyment.
Savour the moment, lads. You've earned this one.